Squirrel Works Advanced Development Program

 04 May 23:

We are announcing the creation of the Small Boat Advanced Development Program (SBADP). Informally known as Squirrel Works, the SBADP team is responsible for new small boat design, highly classified R&D programs and exotic watercraft platforms. 

We have been given approval to formally declassify our punt SCUPPERS, a stealth, low-observable, littoral platform developed for small combat teams... 

The design team met this morning to put Bic 4 Color Retractable Pen to Mead Spiral Memo Book paper, sketching out concept and design criteria for a cute but lethal small boat, code name "FILLE."

(Not to scale, shape or sail plan)

That's all we can say for now, we could tell you more, but then we'd have to kill you, and we don't want to have to do that, too much work required. 

Stand by for more information...or not.

Cheers,

Skipper and Clark

Disclaimer: This program is in no way associated with Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works, and even if it was, and we're not saying it is, we couldn't tell you.